So… you scanned the code did you?.
Haha sucker!
We’re stealing your identity in the background as you read this! Just kidding, we’re just regular people like you who like quality products & honest advertising.
First things first:
Thank you.Sincerely. We appreciate you and we appreciate your business. You could have bought another cheap throwaway grill brush or you could have bought one of our competitors but you didn't, you bought a Grill Stripper. And for that we appreciate you and we thank you.
We’re not the first people to put a flame-proof scrubbing sponge on a grill brush, but we’re 99.987% certain our brush is the best. Why? Because in designing it we trolled all of our competitors reviews to see what people do and don’t like. And because we went through dozens of design concepts & prototypes before we settled on the product in your hand right now. So here’s why we’ve brought you here today:
#1 Warranty
We don’t expect our product to fail, but our products are made in a sweatshop & sometimes they make mistakes. Just kidding! Again! But seriously, if your Grill Stripper ever fails, we will make it right. Contacting us through Amazon or Walmart or other online marketplaces is a nightmare, so now you know where to find us. We really mean this. If you have an issue, contact us through our website & a live human being who actually cares will follow up. No annoying chatbots - we promise - only live human beings because we believe in treating people the way we want to be treated ourselves & therefore refuse to disrespect our customers by refusing to actually talk to them!
#2 Support
If you aren’t getting the results you were hoping for, message us! Like I just said, you’ll get a human being! We’ve done our best to provide thorough instructions, but if for whatever your Grill Stripper is not living up to your expectations, message us & we’ll help you figure it out!
#3 Free Stuff!
OK, here’s the deal, we may just be a tiny little company but we want to make Grill Stripper a household name. To do that, we need our customers to become our cheerleaders! And beyond creating a kick-ass product, we intend to do this by rewarding our customers for telling the world! So we’ll be running regular contests & giveaways, and the way to get in on the action is to sign up. Don’t worry, we aren’t going to start sending you newsletters, mainly because we wouldn’t know what the heck to talk about! And we won’t message you often. But every time we run a contest or a promotion or give away stuff, we’ll shoot you a quick message
